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Valmont ([personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy) wrote2014-09-25 11:50 pm

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majorcrotchgrab: recolored by <user name=knuxiechan> (✪ silly ocelot; guns are for real men)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[If you say so... She's still skeptical. Then again, anyone who is mean to Raikov is generally on her bad side.

And he's quite the opposite of jealous right now. Raikov grins, thoroughly amused by Valmont's positive response.]


You're welcome, by the way.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ oh shit am i smiling?)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Aren't all pokemon that way about their trainers?

And Raikov appreciates it. V has his moments but he is getting a little better. ... Just a little though.]


Would you believe you English aren't the only ones who love tea?
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[Smug smug smug. Then his expression temporarily changes to one of disgust.]

But I still don't understand why you went to America.

[Why would anyone want to go there willingly?]
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ deep in thought?)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-23 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raikov rubs his chin in thought.]

You know, you never did tell me what you do for a living aside from collecting artifacts.
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's rather vague, isn't it?

And you never asked.

[Or looked in his closet.]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ your intro has become tiresome)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[It's Olive Drab.

... He supposes he can't tell Valmont. It's not like he can sabotage him. Not when he owes Raikov so much for being his sugar daddy the past month.]


I was in the military.
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ a sign of weakness)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It's close enough.]

Major.

[This is the most he's told anyone here. Congrats, V.]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ is that so?)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The edge of his mouth twitches a bit as he forces a smirk. If Valmont's good at reading people, then he might be able to tell that Raikov's not as chipper as he's putting on to be.]

If you were in the Soviet army, perhaps. But this is a different time, a different world. The title means nothing here.
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ better than you)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov casually shrugs and takes a sip of his tea. He doesn't get Valmont's reference, sadly.]

I certainly have been impressing you a lot lately, haven't I...?
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ cocky son of a bitch)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Now his smirk is geunine. He leans over the table slightly and hushes his voice. There's children around.]

I'm sorry. Does almost every night for the past month not count as impressive? Because you seemed quite impressed, especially that first day.

[Raikov wiggles his tongue suggestively then licks his lips for good measure.]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ hmph; such a spoiled brat)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raikov finds it very cute. He leans back in his chair and casually takes another sip of his tea.]

So I have impressed you in more ways than one.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (Default)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I got to yours though.

[LOL WHICH HEAD DOES HE MEAN?]
majorcrotchgrab: (❇ thaaat's me! ♥)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-24 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I know.

[Either he doesn't sense the sarcasm or he just doesn't care. What a troll.]

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