[ He's just trying to see what he's gotten himself into. It's not because he actually cares about you or anything. Gosh. ]
Oh, facts about your life. Anything crucial you think I ought to know. Say, for instance... [ He had indicated a belief in such things, after all. ] Have you ever perhaps had any dealings with the supernatural?
[ Because if Raikov knows any demons, Valmont is noping out of there, amazing sex be damned. ]
[Considering the fact that Volgin's death was never publically announced. And that was kind of a big deal. The man was considered a war hero in Russia. They kept everything from Operation Snake Eater a complete secret. Only those who lived through it know what really happened and they've been forced to be silent. No one would ever believe them anyways.]
Since you aren't aware of them, I'll explain the supernatural connection. Each member had... unique abilities. One in particular was a spirit medium, if I remember correctly. I never met him personally. He died before my time in the service. But there was always this... odd air about their leader, The Boss. Like someone else was there besides her, you know?
[He pauses, debating whether or not to continue telling him everything.]
There was one other instance but...
[Raikov cuts himself off. Valmont will push if he really wants to know.]
Oh, no. I wasn't involved. They were called to the base I was serving at by my Colonel. I only interacted with them on occasion... or about as much as one can in a two week period.
[ But it wasn't so nice to whatever he was being protected from. Valmont thinks he gets it. Still, if something powerful and supernatural were on his side, he wouldn't be too fussed as to the state of his enemies once it got done with them.
Oh. What has he dealt with? He laughs bitterly and spits out one word. ]
How bad, he asks. [ Valmont leans across the table, his tea forgotten. ] Have you ever been possessed by a demon, Ivan? Because I would suggest you avoid it if at all possible. It is not a pleasant experience.
[ Okay, yeah, he's taking a little bit of pleasure in freaking Raikov out so bad. Misery loves company, after all. ]
What happened was, I was minding my own business a few months ago, when all of a sudden this demon - whom I'd dealt with before, and who was supposed to be dead - comes out of nowhere and possesses me. Then he decides it's a bloody wonderful idea to use my body and my vast amount of resources to attempt to free his siblings and cause a global demon apocalypse, as well as generally make my life a living hell. Picture having a demon who hates you living in your head, controlling your body, every day for months on end. [ He shudders. ] It was a nightmare.
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[Either he doesn't sense the sarcasm or he just doesn't care. What a troll.]
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So. Is there anything else I ought to know about you, Ivan? You haven't been hiding anything important from me, have you?
[ YOU SHOULD TALK... ]
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That's a rather broad spectrum. Define "important."
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Oh, facts about your life. Anything crucial you think I ought to know. Say, for instance... [ He had indicated a belief in such things, after all. ] Have you ever perhaps had any dealings with the supernatural?
[ Because if Raikov knows any demons, Valmont is noping out of there, amazing sex be damned. ]
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Hmmm... How much do you know about World War II?
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Have you heard of the Cobra Unit?
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[Considering the fact that Volgin's death was never publically announced. And that was kind of a big deal. The man was considered a war hero in Russia. They kept everything from Operation Snake Eater a complete secret. Only those who lived through it know what really happened and they've been forced to be silent. No one would ever believe them anyways.]
Since you aren't aware of them, I'll explain the supernatural connection. Each member had... unique abilities. One in particular was a spirit medium, if I remember correctly. I never met him personally. He died before my time in the service. But there was always this... odd air about their leader, The Boss. Like someone else was there besides her, you know?
[He pauses, debating whether or not to continue telling him everything.]
There was one other instance but...
[Raikov cuts himself off. Valmont will push if he really wants to know.]
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And you were involved with this unit? [ He looks sidelong at Raikov. ] Are you telling me you have some kind of powers yourself?
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[ But he probably ought to cover all his bases. ] The other instance you mentioned - what was it, exactly?
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When I was... in danger a few months before I arrived here, something... protected me.
[Translation: I was in the gulag and my dead lover's vengeful spirit came back to kill/haunt anyone who gave me shit.]
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[ He's. A little bit incredibly jealous. ]
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[He shakes his head.]
Nevermind. So! ... What all have you run in to?
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Oh. What has he dealt with? He laughs bitterly and spits out one word. ]
Demons.
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.. D... Demons...?
[He looks around, as if just saying the name will summon them.]
How... bad?
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You've been possessed...? By what? What happened...?
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[ Okay, yeah, he's taking a little bit of pleasure in freaking Raikov out so bad. Misery loves company, after all. ]
What happened was, I was minding my own business a few months ago, when all of a sudden this demon - whom I'd dealt with before, and who was supposed to be dead - comes out of nowhere and possesses me. Then he decides it's a bloody wonderful idea to use my body and my vast amount of resources to attempt to free his siblings and cause a global demon apocalypse, as well as generally make my life a living hell. Picture having a demon who hates you living in your head, controlling your body, every day for months on end. [ He shudders. ] It was a nightmare.
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[He listens though. Very intently. With his hand up by his mouth, he even bites at one of his nails out of nervousness. 2SPOOPY4ME, VALMONT.]
That was your first mistake! Even dealing with the demon in the first place...! You don't do stuff like that...!
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