Valmont (
whitehairedprettyboy) wrote2014-11-28 05:58 pm
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[ He's dreaming. He has to be.
But even once Valmont's done rubbing his eyes in disbelief, they're still there. All twelve talismans, lined up nice and neat on his nightstand.
Well then. He still doesn't know what's going on with this world, but if it brought the talismans here, to him... he might not dislike it quite so much as he did before.
And so, if you see a guy this weekend levitating around town, occasionally shooting fire out of his hands and/or laser beams out of his eyes, and looking giddier than anyone here has ever seen him... Well. That's probably V. Feel free to talk to him/try to keep him from blowing up something of yours. He's in a good mood. He might listen. ]
But even once Valmont's done rubbing his eyes in disbelief, they're still there. All twelve talismans, lined up nice and neat on his nightstand.
Well then. He still doesn't know what's going on with this world, but if it brought the talismans here, to him... he might not dislike it quite so much as he did before.
And so, if you see a guy this weekend levitating around town, occasionally shooting fire out of his hands and/or laser beams out of his eyes, and looking giddier than anyone here has ever seen him... Well. That's probably V. Feel free to talk to him/try to keep him from blowing up something of yours. He's in a good mood. He might listen. ]
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Just behind Nagi, his Pokemon watch, stricken. Neba knows better than to intervene, but Uchi has gotten to the point where she doesn't entirely care what Nagi does to her. But she can't stand by and watch him murder this man.
The box comes crashing down with all the force of a speeding car and strikes Valmont solidly in the head, but before it can completely fall and crush his skull, a feminine shout rings through Nagi's head so hard and so violently that he stops before he can lift the box and bring it crashing down again. Now it hovers over Valmont's head once more as the boy stands there, quietly. He doesn't intend to stop, but he's been distracted. What's more, all of his psychic energy has been focused on the mailbox, and for the moment Valmont's body has been freed.]
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First, Valmont briefly experiences the worst pain he's ever felt in his life before blessedly slipping unconscious again. Doubtless he would have appreciated the ability to move if he were awake to take advantage of it, but alas, right now that's not happening.
Second, a Servine materializes into view, yet another talisman clutched tightly in its leafy paws (three guesses as to whether or not it's the invisibility talisman), and charges at the back of Nagi's legs. How dare you hurt his trainer, you... you jerk! ]
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He wheels around to grab whatever hit him- or, at least he would if he could see it.]
What?!
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Valmont, meanwhile, remains thoroughly out cold. The horse talisman is good, but it's not instantaneous. He'll be another minute or two, probably. ]
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He struggles to get back to his feet, but the jostling around that the Servine is doing to him makes it impossible for him to stay upright for long. Nonetheless, he refuses to let out another sound. Whatever has him can't fight back forever against his own telekinesis trying to yank it off.]
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The now-visible Servine growls and sends a torrent of leaves flying at Nagi. You want to play, friend? Let's play. ]
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Now he turns his attention fully to the Servine, lifting his hand higher with his fingers slightly twitching, aiming to lift it right off the ground to stop it from being able to attack.]
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At which point another blast of flame shoots past Nagi's ear. Valmont's back in the game, and, well - it's not that he cares about his Pokémon, it's just that he's responsible for them, okay? In any event, you can keep your metaphorical hands off his Servine, Nagi. He's still on the ground, which explains his misjudged aim, but he's getting up as we speak, and you can bet he's not planning to miss next time. ]
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He turns, feeling an uncomfortable prickle at the back of his neck when he sees Valmont rising back to his feet without a scratch. Meanwhile he's got one arm around his body while the other hangs at his side. That's blood in his mouth he can taste because damnit his ribs they're probably pretty broken, at least a few.
The look in his eyes hold nothing but hatred for Valmont as he spits, his words breathy with the attempt to catch his breath.]
I am going to kill you.
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He has to smirk at Nagi's proclamation, though. Really, hasn't the boy realized what he's dealing with yet? ]
Oh, I'm afraid that's not quite possible. But I do wish you the best of luck in trying!
[ And he laughs. It's a very unhinged sound. Did you order some more fire, Nagi? Too damn bad! ]
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A moment passes. A moment more. He's still conscious and not in excruciating pain, which is a lot more than he was expecting at this point. He cracks an eye open.
The mailbox is just kind of floating there, inches from his face. Belatedly, he realizes he's the one holding it there. Of course - the rooster talisman doesn't only levitate people, does it?
Smirk returning to his face, he takes aim at Nagi and sends the mailbox back his way. See how you like it! ]
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After a moment he pulls out of the Gardevoir's arms with a low hiss, throwing up his own with zero regard for his current state. He sends the mailbox rocketing back, practically screaming in his head why won't you just die already.]
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His hand and eyes both glow dangerously, and suddenly Nagi has three blasts to deal with - one fire, two laser, and all pointed straight at him. ]
[pre-discussed threadjack! :|b]
The good news is, all this battling you two have been doing has made for something of a scene, and a gentleman named Brad Crawford happens to have a knack for foreseeing particularly notable scenes in space and time — especially when they deal with a member of his team.
It's hard to say how long these two have been watching this little melee; it could be seconds, or it could be pretty much since the beginning. Either way, they've evidently decided that this is the appropriate time to intervene, which comes in the form of, well.
Well.
Whatever control Valmont previously had over his limbs, it's abruptly gone now; against his will, his hands will go slack and drop anything he's holding, and the rest of his limbs will follow in turn, like a puppet having its strings cut one by one. Meanwhile, where he's trapped in his own mind watching this take place, he'll be able to feel the distinct sensation of being wildly out of control of his own body — not unlike being possessed, really — but with no real way of determining who or what might be doing it.
For the moment, anyway.
Here's your intervention, Nagi; make good use of it, because Schwarz isn't really in the mood to see you lose to a guy like this today.]
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A mental nudge is all it takes and he's Teleported one last time, just a couple strides away from Valmont now. His eyes flash and the talismans he's holding are roughly jerked from his grasp, conveniently Misters Rooster and Dragon over there. You've had enough firepower for his tastes, and Telekinesis is his thing, not yours.]
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And - oh no, what is the boy doing, no, no, don't you dare, give those back, he needs those! But all he can do is watch helplessly as the talismans are wrested from his unresisting hands. And oh dear, one of those was the rooster, wasn't it, and for the second time today he crashes into the ground. Not headfirst this time, thankfully, and the horse talisman is already working to heal any new bruises, but still, that was highly undignified. And terrifying. Please let him go, mysterious body-controlling force. ]
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With a wrenching twist to another part of the brain (which will likely feel like a brief stab of pain reminiscent of a really bad headache), Valmont's body will puppet itself up onto its knees, wobbling for balance as his arms jerk outwards to form a horizontal line. In the moments shortly after, his left arm bends at the elbow to bring his hand against his hip, and the other bends upward at an angle toward the sky.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout; here is my handle, here is my spout...]
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So with his vision swimming a little he watches Valmont in silence, waiting to see where Schuldig plans on going with this...not yet realizing that he's not alone, either.]
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Wonderful. This thing controlling him, whatever it is, has a sense of humor. Humor at the expense of his dignity. And the most humiliating part isn't that it's making him do a silly dance. No, it's that it's making him do a silly American dance. Really, he didn't deserve that.
He grits his metaphorical teeth. Wasn't this supposed to be the best day of his life? Where did he go wrong? ]
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Having a pleasant afternoon, are we?
[Crawford, this one guy's being danced around like a marionette and the other one's been beaten all to hell and may actually have grievous internal injuries.
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS NOT HELPING.
He tips his head a little to the side, listening to something that isn't there, then nods amicably at Valmont.]
Ah, Mr. Valmont. I do hope you'll forgive this brief interruption of your recreational activities.
[And when things get back around to Valmont, he'll find that control over his voice has been handed back to him, because it'd just be rude to leave him incapable of reply, now, wouldn't it?]
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Are you the one doing this to me?! I - I demand you release me! Right now!
[ It's so cute how he thinks he actually has any control over the situation. ]
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[Which is in a very loose sense technically true in that he absolutely condones this and has the authority to do something about it, but part of the game is protecting your team, and that includes the guy who's still going to be here three days from now when he himself is not.
So much the better to dissuade any unpleasant questions right from the start.]
And I'm not feeling particularly inclined to honor demands from someone who was just recently preoccupied with attacking one of my subordinates.
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[ That's a gigantic lie and you know it, V. ]
Look, I - I'm a very busy man, you know, I haven't got time to - will you let me go - please?
[ Ooh, he must be pretty desperate if you've gotten the P-word out of him. That ought to fix everything, right? ]
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CW: Death
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