Valmont (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
whitehairedprettyboy) wrote2014-11-28 05:58 pm
whitehairedprettyboy) wrote2014-11-28 05:58 pm
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[ He's dreaming. He has to be.
But even once Valmont's done rubbing his eyes in disbelief, they're still there. All twelve talismans, lined up nice and neat on his nightstand.
Well then. He still doesn't know what's going on with this world, but if it brought the talismans here, to him... he might not dislike it quite so much as he did before.
And so, if you see a guy this weekend levitating around town, occasionally shooting fire out of his hands and/or laser beams out of his eyes, and looking giddier than anyone here has ever seen him... Well. That's probably V. Feel free to talk to him/try to keep him from blowing up something of yours. He's in a good mood. He might listen. ]
But even once Valmont's done rubbing his eyes in disbelief, they're still there. All twelve talismans, lined up nice and neat on his nightstand.
Well then. He still doesn't know what's going on with this world, but if it brought the talismans here, to him... he might not dislike it quite so much as he did before.
And so, if you see a guy this weekend levitating around town, occasionally shooting fire out of his hands and/or laser beams out of his eyes, and looking giddier than anyone here has ever seen him... Well. That's probably V. Feel free to talk to him/try to keep him from blowing up something of yours. He's in a good mood. He might listen. ]
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[ It kind of was. But all right, maybe he's just immune to fire. Let's see how immune he is to laser eyes. ]
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I can cast better spells in my sleep.
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[ He tries to hide his frustration at the fact that his attacks are doing nothing, rather unsuccessfully. Who does this man think he is, not getting killed by them? Honestly, it's very rude. ]
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[Hmmm. So many spells to choose from. Which one will be the flashiest...? Hell, he could use his weakest spell and it'd still put Valmont to shape.
DS turns towards a building that the other men partially destroyed. The air around him grows heavy, the palm of his right hand glows, and his eyes turn white as he utters a single word:]
DAMNED!
[A "beam" extends from his hand and the building is disintergrated in the blast, nothing but a smouldering pile left in its wake. Even some of the concrete around the building has been torn to pieces. The wizards turns back to Valmont, grinning.]
If I had used it on you, not even those talismans would've remained.
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He does his best to pick his jaw up off the ground. What actually happens if the talismans are destroyed? Valmont doesn't know, and he really doesn't want to find out. Not that he'd especially be able to, given that he'd be destroyed along with them. And that would probably be unpleasant. ]
That was... impressive. [ Said in a very please-don't-kill-me sort of tone. ] I'll, er... I'll let you take over the destruction here, then, shall I? [ His eyes are darting here and there as he tries to figure out the best way to escape, should this man decide to turn his powers on him after all. ]
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Typical small time villain. The strong, handsome, unbeatable hero shows up and you immediately run away with your tail between your legs. Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
But killing you would be a bigger waste of my magic than the demonstration I just did.
[Valmont's lucky he doesn't have any bat wings on him. DS would make him his bitch in a heart beat. =|]
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[ Oh dear. This will not end well. Buuut Valmont is an idiot, so here, DS, have a super-strength punch aimed at your face. Small time, really! ]
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Don't push me, pretty boy. Unless you have a fucking death wish.
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Well, don't - don't bloody insult me, then! You can't tell me you didn't have that one coming!
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[Yes. Keep it up and he might start casting a spell.]
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[ Just gonna keep... inching backward... ]
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But since it seems you just can't learn your lesson, I'll just have to waste my magic after all.
[Might wanna run, Valmont. Because he brings his hands forward and begins to glow again as he says his incantations.]
Zazard, zazard, scron-rono sook...
[He's stalling juuustt a little to give V the chance to get away.]
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[ Oh no.
And he is out of there. Thank god for super speed, and also for being a gigantic wuss. Whatever this man is going to do to him, he doesn't plan on sticking around long enough to find out. ]
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