[ Sure, it's entertaining for one of them. Valmont liked that laugh a lot better when it wasn't directed at him... but it's still kind of cute, damn it. ]

I - I wasn't going anywhere.

[ For all the world like he wasn't a second away from tipping over his chair and bolting, should the need have arisen. ]

So you're some sort of... superhero, then? Well, you might have simply said so in the first place. And what would this ability of yours happen to be?

[ And can he somehow harness it for profit? :|a ]