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[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ He's dreaming. He has to be.

But even once Valmont's done rubbing his eyes in disbelief, they're still there. All twelve talismans, lined up nice and neat on his nightstand.

Well then. He still doesn't know what's going on with this world, but if it brought the talismans here, to him... he might not dislike it quite so much as he did before.

And so, if you see a guy this weekend levitating around town, occasionally shooting fire out of his hands and/or laser beams out of his eyes, and looking giddier than anyone here has ever seen him... Well. That's probably V. Feel free to talk to him/try to keep him from blowing up something of yours. He's in a good mood. He might listen. ]

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Amazing job pissing off the guy who's demonstrated he can and will disintegrate you. A+. Valmont hurriedly floats a safe(ish) distance backward. ]

Well, don't - don't bloody insult me, then! You can't tell me you didn't have that one coming!

[adamofdarkness]

Insult? Hah! I'm only telling you the truth. Besides, look at you! You're backing away in fear right now. If that doesn't say small time villain, I don't know what does.

[Yes. Keep it up and he might start casting a spell.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Well - what does that make the man who just got punched in the face by a small time villain, then? I would assume it makes him even smaller time!

[ Just gonna keep... inching backward... ]

[adamofdarkness]

If you didn't have those little charms of yours, your hit would've have done anything.

But since it seems you just can't learn your lesson, I'll just have to waste my magic after all.

[Might wanna run, Valmont. Because he brings his hands forward and begins to glow again as he says his incantations.]

Zazard, zazard, scron-rono sook...

[He's stalling juuustt a little to give V the chance to get away.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I - !

[ Oh no.

And he is out of there. Thank god for super speed, and also for being a gigantic wuss. Whatever this man is going to do to him, he doesn't plan on sticking around long enough to find out. ]

[adamofdarkness]

[Once Valmont's out of sight, DS stops the spell and laughs. Oh, that was fun... Time to see what else this place has to do for fun aside from terrorizing people.]