Oh, it's not just my entertainment, though it's very kind of you to think that. I'm sure there's other people around here that want to thank you for making this a very interesting day.

[Kevin shrugged nonchalantly, taking a moment to adjust his bloodstained tie.] Oh, heavens no. We're more eastern than that. Although, Desert Bluffs doesn't tend to exist in just one place. It's also part of the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan area, connected to a town formerly known as Night Vale.

[More smiles.] But that's over now, all thanks to Strexcorp, which I am also a representative of.