whitehairedprettyboy: (you crazy)
Valmont ([personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy) wrote2014-11-28 05:58 pm

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[ He's dreaming. He has to be.

But even once Valmont's done rubbing his eyes in disbelief, they're still there. All twelve talismans, lined up nice and neat on his nightstand.

Well then. He still doesn't know what's going on with this world, but if it brought the talismans here, to him... he might not dislike it quite so much as he did before.

And so, if you see a guy this weekend levitating around town, occasionally shooting fire out of his hands and/or laser beams out of his eyes, and looking giddier than anyone here has ever seen him... Well. That's probably V. Feel free to talk to him/try to keep him from blowing up something of yours. He's in a good mood. He might listen.
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stitchedupbodyguard: (Preparing for a fight)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2014-12-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The shape manages to dodge the lasers, since it was still a ways away from the two fighters.

Veronica, on the other hand, was not so lucky. She was in midair with Valmont, and there was no way to stop him from grabbing her by the collar of her cloak. She ended up grabbing onto his jacket sleeve as well, likely scratching him with her needles.
]

....You can heal too. [She muttered, more annoyed than anything.]
cawsforalarm: <lj user=bloodlessons> (Creepy ✧ Like vibrations with no end)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-12-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh.]

[Oh, Val, honey. You shouldn't have done that.]

[The bird squawks loudly and flies off, huddling somewhere else in the dark feathery mass.]


Hm... I think you should apologise to him. That wasn't very nice.
stitchedupbodyguard: (Preparing for a fight)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2014-12-04 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Veronica gripped his sleeve tightly, needle-tipped fingers puncturing the skin underneath and injecting the paralytic poison that she can produce.]

[For what it was worth, she attempted to swing out of the way of the punch, only for it to connect anyways. It was lighter though, so Veronica only felt several of her ribs crack instead of all of them. She struggled to breath for a moment.]

Y-yeah....? So... do I....

[Ace in the hole. Gulping down air, while ignoring the intense pain in her chest, Veronica looked up at Valmont and aimed carefully.

A burst of red-hot flame flew from her mouth. At this point-blank range, Veronica didn't believe that she'd miss.
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stitchedupbodyguard: (Just a prick)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2014-12-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Veronica struggled a little more to break Valmont's grasp on her, still in pain from her nearly broken ribs, and now coughing smoke on top of that.

Luckily, it would seem that hope was about to arrive, in the form of her Honchkrow, Ako, slamming into Valmont as hard as possible. Yes, hello, let go of her trainer please and thank you.
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cawsforalarm: <lj user=bloodlessons> (Heh ✧ Gets swallowed whole)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-12-05 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, V. V please.]

[The smile on Henry's face suddenly turns very distinctly predatory. The Murkrows all stop moving almost at once, staring at him in alarm; after a second, they all move into a number of nearby trees. Though they may not know what exactly it is, they know that shit's about to go down in one way or another.]

[Without Murkrows to hide him, it becomes clear that Henry's got some kind of purple glow about him, the kind that pulses disaster. A spellbook appears in his hand; at much the same time, plumes of smoke begin to crawl across the ground, coming from seemingly nowhere...]


No.

I really think you should apologise.
cawsforalarm: <lj user=bloodlessons> (Creepy ✧ Like vibrations with no end)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-12-05 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Ha.]

[Hahahahahahahaha.]

[Valmont, do yourself a favor and dispel any assumption that your little amulets of borrowed power are going to help you here.]

[The smoke moves closer to Valmont, and as it goes, it seems to divide itself into five tendrils; two for the legs, two for the arms, and one that crawls up his back and close to his neck. Most of the Murkrows begin to cluck uncertainly amongst themselves, but a few are watching with great interest, waiting for Valmont to drop a talisman so they can steal it.]

[And then, just for good measure, Henry places a teeny-weeny curse on his spellbook and lobs it at the pretty-boy's head. With any luck, the Swordsman's Hex should draw blood.]
cawsforalarm: <lj user=bloodlessons> (Creepy ✧ Like vibrations with no end)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-12-05 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Shut up, they're amulets. You're probably the kind of person who uses blood orange unironically in conversation, too.]

[The tendrils continue along on their paths, eventually wrapping around each of Valmont's extremities. From there, they connect to each other, eventually turning into some sort of spoked wheel. The man seems to have some passive healing magic going on; if Henry breaks his bones, they may or may not grow back. ...If they do, that's okay, though.]

[He'll just keep breaking, over and over again, until he gets bored.]

[The book returns to Henry's side, held open, pages fluttering madly. In his opposite hand, the magic twists itself into a new form, one that bears a striking resemblance to... some sort of hammer...]
cawsforalarm: (Squee! ✧ I can hear the crash)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-12-05 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know.

[He grips the handle of the temporary blugeon. His smile widens.]

Stuff and things. Nyahahaha!

[And in case there was ever any dispute that this kid is completely off his rocker, it's gone now. Henry is enjoying this far too much for anyone's comfort.]
Edited 2014-12-05 05:58 (UTC)
cawsforalarm: (Squee! ✧ I can hear the crash)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-12-05 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
No.

It's painful stuff and things.

Learn to grammar, seriously.

[And he swings for Valmont's right arm.]
crouching_sin: (you'll be pleadin' while you're bleedin')

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2014-12-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Some of them are all right, if you know how to deal with it.

[... Ah. He just sighs a bit.]

He was. But when Yehowah, the one that most people call simply 'God', defeated the King of Demons, he cast down the old gods as demons.

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] crackpotcrocker 2014-12-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Denzel stares rather dumbfounded.]

Tailsmans? Care to enlighten some of us on the subject?

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