Valmont (
whitehairedprettyboy) wrote2014-10-06 08:26 am
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01 $$ [video/action for Rocket base]
Excuse me!
[ A man with a long white ponytail and an immaculately tailored (though unusually green) suit graces your PokéGear screen this morning. He appears rather put out, for some reason. ]
I demand to know who is in charge here! I ask that you kindly return me to where I came from! I'm a very busy man, and I don't appreciate being... kidnapped, or whatever it is you've done to me!
[ He pauses, takes a breath, and smooths down the front of his suit. ]
Whoever you are, it is in your best interest to release me before my employees get here. [ His lip curls. ] And if you were going to go so far as to provide me with clothes, you might at least have made them a bit more fashionable. How you expected me to wear those rags...
[ Having said his piece, he reaches for the Gear, presumably to turn it off, when a long green snout comes abruptly into view, sniffing inquisitively. His Snivy's curious about the lighty box, it seems. ]
Ah, yes - and if someone could elucidate me as to what exactly these... creatures are, it would be most appreciated. At least this one seems to have good sense, for the most part - stop smelling that!
[ The Snivy straightens up, trying to look dignified. This is the sort of Snivy who would never think of sticking his face all over a PokéGear. What would make you think that? ]
[ The man, for his part, turns back to the camera. ] If you can provide me with some answers as to what's going on in this place, I will see to it that you are handsomely rewarded. The sooner, the better.
[ And the feed shuts off. ]
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[ Any Rockets hanging around the base, feel free to bug Valmont if you run into him in the hallway! You'll recognize him. He's the one in very non-regulation green and a foul mood. ]
[ A man with a long white ponytail and an immaculately tailored (though unusually green) suit graces your PokéGear screen this morning. He appears rather put out, for some reason. ]
I demand to know who is in charge here! I ask that you kindly return me to where I came from! I'm a very busy man, and I don't appreciate being... kidnapped, or whatever it is you've done to me!
[ He pauses, takes a breath, and smooths down the front of his suit. ]
Whoever you are, it is in your best interest to release me before my employees get here. [ His lip curls. ] And if you were going to go so far as to provide me with clothes, you might at least have made them a bit more fashionable. How you expected me to wear those rags...
[ Having said his piece, he reaches for the Gear, presumably to turn it off, when a long green snout comes abruptly into view, sniffing inquisitively. His Snivy's curious about the lighty box, it seems. ]
Ah, yes - and if someone could elucidate me as to what exactly these... creatures are, it would be most appreciated. At least this one seems to have good sense, for the most part - stop smelling that!
[ The Snivy straightens up, trying to look dignified. This is the sort of Snivy who would never think of sticking his face all over a PokéGear. What would make you think that? ]
[ The man, for his part, turns back to the camera. ] If you can provide me with some answers as to what's going on in this place, I will see to it that you are handsomely rewarded. The sooner, the better.
[ And the feed shuts off. ]
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[ Any Rockets hanging around the base, feel free to bug Valmont if you run into him in the hallway! You'll recognize him. He's the one in very non-regulation green and a foul mood. ]
ACTION
Then the Pokéballs come out, and... huh. He leans forward a bit to inspect them. ] So you've received those contraptions too? I noticed a few of them in the bag I was given. What do they do, exactly?
[ His Stunky, on the other hand, growls slightly, her hackles raised. You're not going to put her in one of those things! ]
ACTION
[ god this used to be a lot easier back in the day when he was actually small
and had a gameboy
but he's giving up, using the one on his right, and throwing it at the trubbish— but his aim wasn't that great, hitting the stunky instead. unfortunately, it's the wrong one, for with a crack and a bright light, out comes his remoraid! it's . . . a fish, though, and it's kind of flopping on the floor to get right side up. poor thing— ]
Rem-! Damn it—
[ everyone knows a fish out of water is a bad thing! and if skull was good at one thing, it was pet care, running up to the remoraid to at least hold him. at least it was calmer when he held it-! ]
ACTION
[ The Stunky yelps in pain as the Pokéball bounces off her. Recovering, she growls at the Remoraid that emerges from it. What was that for?! ]
Is that a fish? These things come in fish varieties too? [ He guesses that shouldn't be surprising, after the living trash bag. Still, he's had quite enough of fish for a while, thank you. Then he has a thought, almost smirking to himself. Good thing Tohru isn't here! ]