[Calm down, honey, you're still pretty.

...or, well, you would be if you had any self-awareness regarding your outfit, because man alive that color isn't nice on anybody, but he digresses. That said, how to answer, how to answer...]

Ah, well! There's no way to describe it without simplifying it horribly, but I suppose you could call me a personal bodyguard...yes, that's probably the best way to put it, I think.

[...Well, okay then, Agent Peacock. Bodyguard it is today.]