[ An idle threat. She can't actually know where he sleeps - he doesn't know himself! That is, he assumes it's in the bed in this room, but where exactly is this room? He really ought to take a look around this complex when he has a chance. ]

I can assure you I'll come up with perfectly fine names for them myself, Miss von Schweetz. [ Dodged that bullet. ] And I may even try... being nice to them. If they give me reason to.

[ The Stunky takes this moment to rub up against his leg again. Valmont's face twists in disgust, but with great effort, he manages not to shoo her away. See, Vanellope? He's learning! Really! ]