Don't look at me, I didn't name her! But come on, even you gotta admit that the 'fudge' part sounds pretty good, eh?

[Or are you one of those sugar-hating heathens?]

You just remind me of a girl back home that I don't think would recognize niceness if it walked up and slapped her in the face. Then again, I guess that'd be a weird thing for niceness to do?

[...Anyway.]

You kinda look like her, too, it's super weird.